Very clever:

(and I LOVE the 80’s)

Weekend Update from this Thursday, including that crazy lady from the McCain rally

I like this side of him….

From Daily Kos:

From The Onion:

WINNETKA, IL—This normally peaceful suburban town is still reeling following the news Monday that a local resident, whose name is being withheld by police pending a full investigation, left an iPhone unattended for more than three hours in a car parked in the hot sun.

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“My husband and I have been trying for months, but so far, we’ve been unable to have an iPhone,” town assemblywoman Janet Nuetreer said. “But if we did, we would understand that there is nothing more important. Every iPhone is a gift from God.”

“Sadly, this sort of mistreatment of iPhones is more widespread than people think,” said Dr. Jordan Heimlich, director of Winnetka Community Services, who is currently supervising the iPhone’s care. “People leave their iPhones precariously perched on the edges of counters, they forget to charge them, they even fail to provide them with basic necessities like a decorative carrying case. I’ve even heard cases of iPhones being dropped.”

“But I’ve never seen anything like this happen here in Winnetka before,” he added. “It’s sad to see how out of line so many people’s basic priorities are.”

Authorities added that it was “just sheer luck” that the toddler who was also left in the car was unconscious at the time, as otherwise he could have potentially damaged the iPhone.